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K-REV Radio Announcer Michael
Radio Announcer Jacob
K-REV Christian Radio Announcers Michael and Jacob—stars of the
famous Mike and Jake’s Morning Show—has a flat-out “revelation” moment.
(K-REV Announcers Mike and Jake are seated at an
angled table, stage-left with 2 microphones
facing them on the table. Both
Mike and Jake are wearing red “Beats” headphones over their ears.)
You’re listening to the Mike & Jake’s Morning
Show on the All-new Digital Family-friendly Christian Radio Network
The top story in today’s news is the economy.
The government is reporting this morning that Retail Sales were
flat last month again. It’s
another sign that the economy isn’t doing as well as they forecasted
earlier this year.
Retail Sales were flat as a pancake?
Not pancakes, Jake—
Does that mean pancake syrup is still WAY to
no… the government is reporting that Retail Sales were flat last month
My momma always told me I was flatfooted.
Don’t flatter yourself.
My favorite bread is flatbread with tons of real butter.
Yeah, if you eat too much of that stuff brother, you’ll flatline.
You mean have a heart attack?
Yeah, like I’d let you take me to the Emergency Room but you have a
flat tire on that old beater you drive.
My car has a flat?
I’m not Bob, I’m Mike.
I’m Jake, nice to meet you.
Why didn’t you tell me that my car has a flat?
didn’t want to ruin your day.
Well those good intentions
just fell flat!
As flat as the roof on this K-REV building?
(laughs out loud) Or as flat as Iowa.
pick on Iowa. My gramma’s from
I wasn’t picking on Iowa, silly.
I was just saying—
Yes I know it’s flat like my
There you go, talking about your feet again.
Well, for a flat fee, I won’t mention them
(laughs out loud again) You’re on a roll today,
I’m on the honor roll?
I didn’t know K-REV had an honor roll!
That’s just flat-out funny.
You’re killin’ me here,
Nah—that 2 liter bottle of Pepsi you opened 2 weeks
ago will do that!
I forgot about that Pepsi from my
It’s still in the K-REV employee fridge. It’s
really flat now.
How do you know?
Did you have some?
Yeah, I tried some yesterday.
Yuck. It made my tummy
hurt. Oh, that reminds me. I
was going to tell you this earlier: I saw something when I was doing my
exercises earlier in the studio.
You saw a flat truck drive by?
No, no—I was doing
sit-ups, and while laying flat on my back I saw something in the shadows
on the ceiling.
What’d you see?
looked like the face of Jesus.
(looks up, straining to see if there is anything on the ceiling) I
don’t see anything?
(looks up, too) It’s not there now.
The sun was just coming up.
The light was shining through the window in the Producer’s room
straight into the studio.
I can imagine that.
But that wouldn’t shine anything on the ceiling…probably just on
that far wall.
From what I could see, the sunbeams
reflected off of the top of your flat screen monitor
to the ceiling.
That’s so awesome, Jake. What did His face look like?
He had a beard, and you know what?
It was a
high def 3D image?
You’re funny. No, He was
That’s the biggest K-REVelation I’ve ever
It really shocked me.
It made me really think about praying more.
Spending time with the ones you love is the only way to build
Yes sir—it works that way with God, too.
The more quality time we spend with Him—the less flat and
empty our spiritual lives will be.
The shadow knows.
Very funny. No, Mike—God
knows what we need when we need it.
We just need to ask Him.
I just thought of something
That happens sometimes.
this while trying to get flat abs.
--bro. tim pickl
Saturday January 5, 2013 A.D.
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